Walrucorns
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$225.00
$225.00
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Walrucorns have an interesting story to be sure. First discovered by an outsider in the 14th century, a herd of walrucorns were mistook for horses with horns. Horses?!
These friendly, yet often reclusive creatures, where once hunted to near extinction by the nasty Red Cap Clan who believed they could see into the future with the magical horns, stolen from the walrucons. The Red Caps, not being all that bright, failed to realize that it's actually the tusks that hold the magic and only if attached to a living walrucorn. All one need do is politely ask for a telling.
Shortly after purchasing your walrucon, you will receive an email asking about color preference and totemic messages, in order to help customize the final piece. Below you will find examples of previous walrucons.
Made of resin and painted with acrylics.
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These friendly, yet often reclusive creatures, where once hunted to near extinction by the nasty Red Cap Clan who believed they could see into the future with the magical horns, stolen from the walrucons. The Red Caps, not being all that bright, failed to realize that it's actually the tusks that hold the magic and only if attached to a living walrucorn. All one need do is politely ask for a telling.
Shortly after purchasing your walrucon, you will receive an email asking about color preference and totemic messages, in order to help customize the final piece. Below you will find examples of previous walrucons.
Made of resin and painted with acrylics.
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Two Times or 2x2 if you prefer, is so nicknamed for the obvious reason; two on top and two on the bottom,
It's this unique configuration of horns and tusks that makes ol' Two Times twice the future teller of any of the walrucorns. It's a rare thing however to get a telling from Two Times. Years of trust building are required before she'll give of the goods as she once was duped into using her gifts for a nasty troll who then used the information to hurt another. She vowed never to allow herself to be used in such a way again. SOLD |
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Chip is missing a piece of his left tusk and so was given his name in spite of the fact that its not chipped at all. It just stopped growing at a certain age. But everyone figured "Chip" sounded better then "Stunted." So there ya have it. Chip is well know for his generosity when it comes to giving tellings. Go ahead, ask him for one. Well, purchase his ticket to your house first, then ask him. SOLD |
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Olivia is the older sister of Otis (picture below). The two are rarely seen without one another, which is strange because they can hardly stand each other. Oliva has a gift for making predictions that have to do with where one will travel or live in the future. Wondering if you should move hear or there, Olivia is the one to consult with. |
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Otis, younger brother to Olivia (pictured above), has a gift for getting predictions entirely wrong. Many believe it's the wonky horns that cause it. However, for those in the know, Otis' predictions, when interpreted in the right way, are in fact, extremely accurate. That is to say, if he predicts you will lose money, it's likely you will win some. If he see's that you will fall in love, prepare to have your heart broken. This is just how it goes in the Bardolands. SOLD |
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Taupe is so named for her color which is often how Bardo inhabitants refer to the walrucorns when speaking about them to one another. "Oh, you see that taupe colored one, I asked her for a telling and she told me to come back in a week." For some reason though, even the other walrucorns call Taupe, taupe. And as suggested in the dialog, Taupe always insists that you come back a week later before she'll give a telling. Always. SOLD |
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Merna the Pink is one of the walrucorns whose horn was lost to members of Red Cap. And as she will tell you, "They can have it!"
You see, Merna the Pink is perfectly happy to place flowers where her horn once stood. And so, if you'd like a telling from Merna, it is suggested that you bring her a fresh bouquet and do not mention the Red Cap's who stole her horn. It's not so much that she cares, but if her boy friend, the Captain, is around and here's you, All hell is gonna break loose. SOLD |
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Iggy, the namesake of both punk rock icon Iggy Pop and star man, Iggy Stardust, always knows when some sort of cultural shift is on the horizon. Especially when it involves rock n' roll.
So, if you want to know if your band is gonna change the world, go ahead, ask Iggy. SOLD |
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The Captain is, in spite of the dopey look on his face, is not to be trifled with. I mean, seriously though, he wears a hook where his left flipper once was and a patch over the empty orifice where his right eye was before he gouged it out himself so he could throw it at the "Red Capped Bastards," who swiped his ladies horn. Then, in order to help his Lady, Merna the Pink, feel better about her loss, he tore his own horn from his head and gave it to her, but not before tracking down the culprits and plucking out their filthy black hearts with it. Afterwards, the two lovers agreed that they looked better without the horns. They now typically choose to fill the empty space with fresh flowers. The Captain is a genius at predicting trouble. But whatever you do, DO NOT mention the Red Caps to him and DO NOT make fun of his flowers. SOLD |
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