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What's a Message Monster™?

Well, as the name implies, it's a monster, with a message. Two messages actually. The first has to do with the clan the monster comes from. Each clan dresses in their own, handmade animal regalia and they live their lives accordingly. The second message, well, that's where you come in. Each monster is equipped with a kung-fu grip so that it can hold whatever message you hope to leave for that someone special (or yourself). 


Each stands at approximately 6", ​staff approx. 8"

​Made from resin and painted with acrylics

Each piece signed and numbered.



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Coyote

Members of the Coyote Clan come straight from the Bardolands into our world where they seek to stir shit up. They can smell the sleepy, zombie-like state that falls upon the unaware, all the way for the Bardolands. So, they make their way into our world and find ways to bring us back to life. ​
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  • Message/Mission: They want you to pay attention, use your senses, smell the flowers, notice and question everything.
  • Height: 6"​
  • Special Skills/ Abilities: Shape shift, hide in plain sight, help people realize their unique gifts or genius, make mischief, and chew their own tail.
  • Secret Society: Member of the Akoyeh, a collection of tricksters, contrarians and sacred clowns who's work it is to fool people into a deeper knowing.
  • Diet: Coyote Clan members typically eat a single meal a day. They're not usually picky about what that is. They do however, require large amounts of medium roast coffee with a little milk and a splash of real maple syrup (not the fake stuff).
  • Hazards: They will lead you toward mischief (but only when they know it's the most direct path toward your awakening). 
  • Gateway/Thresholds: They find their way from the Bardolands to our world through dark, shadowy places; everything from deep hollows in trees to creepy basements corners.

Raven - Solstice Sale

Members of the raven clan seek just about every opportunity they can to unweave the fabric of those things that simply no longer serve us in their limited capacity. So, they may unravel a stitch or two, or in other cases, pull the whole damned thing apart, bringing you that much close to a newer, fuller, more expansive possibility. ​

  • Message/Mission: Lean into the chaos, weave, stir, repeat. This is their formula for expanded capacity and creativity.
  • Height: 6"
  • Special Skills/ Abilities: The can shape-shift,  see from birds-eye view and into the future
  • Secret Society: Member of the Akoyeh, a collection of tricksters, contrarians and sacred clowns who's work it is to fool people into a deeper knowing.
  • Diet: Members of Clan Raven are anything but gluten-free. No, they are more glutenous gluten eaters and can be seen flinging about the Bardolands with a half a bagel or piece of pizza crust hanging from their beaks in search of fresh water to dip said bread into, making it easier to scarf down. Bread and cheese - That’s pretty much all they need. They won't turn their beaks up at a corn syrup filled beverage either. Yes, bread, cheese and a coca-cola. Such a positive role model.
  • Hazards: They will lead you toward mischief (but only when they know it's the most direct path toward your awakening). 
  • Gateway/Thresholds: They find their way from the Bardolands to our world through dark, shadowy places; everything from deep hollows in trees to creepy basements corners.
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DB3K

These adorable little ones from clan Death Bunny (a.k.a. Death Bunny 3,000) are in fact Message Monsters who don't look at death in the same way most of us do. Rather, they're on a mission to make endings in all its forms, less difficult. They play hard at showing us that all life is cyclical and change can be embraced and celebrated rather than feared. And let me tell you, this has been one potent little talisman from the moment it came into being. CLICK HERE to read the full story.
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  • Message/Mission: To ease the challenges associate with change
  • Credo: In Death, Seek Life
  • Height: 6"
  • Special Skills/ Abilities: Easily slip between worlds, carry messages to and from the ancestors, bring humor and relief to emotionally difficult times- especially those in relation to endings, give people the strength needed to embrace transitions. 
  • Secret Society: Member of the Akoyeh, a collection of tricksters, contrarians and sacred clowns who's work it is to fool people into a deeper knowing.
  • Diet: Death Bunnies LOVE leftovers of any kind. And you know those bits of food left after a wonderful meal. The ones when there's not enough to put in a storage container but just enough that it pains you to throw away? Those leftovers. Perhaps that's why they can commonly be found eating out of compost piles. Don't judge!
  • Hazards: The only real hazard is misinterpreting their message and gifts. They are benevolent creatures who are masters at turning things upside down in service of a deeper awareness and understanding. 
  • Gateway/Thresholds: Compost bins and piles. They like to stack their functions. Grab a bite while at the same time entering an alternate dimension. Smart. Right?



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